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The Last Draft?

February 4, 2010 · 5 Comments

Just the other day, I FINALLY printed out my new novel.

It’s always great to hear the printer humming away as it churns out page after page after page of your hard work. It’s wonderful to see your soft copy turn hard.

Ninety thousand words is a lot of words. It’s been a long journey and it’s not over yet. My wife read a very early draft. She’s going to read this new one and I hope she likes it. Once she’s done, I’ll be poring through it, trying to improve it and looking for mistakes. But I reckon it’s pretty much cooked.

I think I’ve printed out four drafts now over the past five years. As they say, writing is re-writing.

You find out a lot about yourself when you write a novel. It’s just you and your thoughts … and the characters you create and where they take you and where you take them … and all that kind of stuff.

It’s not a horror novel. Maybe not even Gothic. But it’s taken me to some new places, like Pengkalan Lee Kwan Yew, the Hilton at Mahathir Boulevard and the bomoh’s cave at Sungei Mati.

When is it coming out? Don’t know yet.

First it has to find itself a home with a publisher.

Then, very hopefully, it’ll find itself in your home and in your hands …

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The Speech I didn’t give

January 28, 2010 · 7 Comments

My two kids launched History of Malaysia – A Children’s Encyclopedia last week.

I got the idea from the book launch of What Your Teacher Didn’t Tell You by Farish A. Noor, whose excellent book (which I’m now reading) was launched by a 5-year-old girl.

Getting some dignitary to launch your book now seems so yesterday lah.

It was, of course, so appropriate: a children’s book launched by children. My two kids were so thrilled and, I’m sure, they’ll remember the ceremony for a long, long time.

There were also 15 high school students from the Sayfol International School to witness the launch. The school received 5 encyclopedias and everyone who came left with a free poster.

The launch was held at Wisma MAA, Jalan Dewan Bahasa, KL and the MAA staff did a great job organising the launch. I know most people launch their book as soon as it’s out but I couldn’t organise it on my last trip back to Malaysia and that was the reason for the delay of almost 12 months!

The highlight of the ceremony was the cake made by Nigel and Allan from Just Heavenly. It looked so wonderful and was really delicious too!

I had prepared a speech but at the last minute decided to chat about how little the general population know about history and how it’s taught in quite a boring way, where the focus is on learning names and dates. I also talked about how the encyclopedia came about. Why it took me 5 years to complete it and if I’d known of all the hard work it’d entail, I would never have started the project!

It was a really good launch and I’ll have happy memories of it. My one regret is that I spent so much time signing books and talking to the press that I had little time to enjoy the company of friends and strangers.

I still have lovely memories of the cake! :)

What a pity I had to cut the cake!

Anyway, in case you’re interested, here’s the speech which I DIDN’T give …

(Like wasting food, you shouldn’t waste your speech, right?)

“An author who speaks about his own books is almost as bad as a mother
who talks about her own children”, said Benjamin Disraeli, the famous
British PM. There are a couple of reasons why he chose those words.

One reason is that an author is being rather self-possessed when
discussing his books. It is really about talking about stuff which is
of huge interest to me, but not of much interest to anyone else. After
all, I doubt you would want to spend an hour listening to how well my
children are doing at school, their friends, their karate lessons, and
their musical accomplishments. What is of great interest to me, may
not be of great interest to you.

But there’s another reason Disraeli said that “an author who speaks
about his own books is almost as bad as a mother who talks about her
own children”. This is because an author’s books are very much like
his or her own children. They are very precious.

Similarly, an author cares deeply for what he has written; spent time
over it, nurtured it, loved it, sometimes even agonised over it. When
the book is finally published then it has, so to speak, left the
family nest and has made it out into the world by itself. It will be
read by strangers, some will be happy to read it, others not so, still
others may be indifferent. But what matters most is that the book is
out there to be read.

Similarly, our children when they leave the family home, will make
their own way in life. They will find a job, get married and have
their own kids. We will, of course, try to influence our offspring, to
keep them on what we think is the right path. But they are adults and
they must live their own lives. We hope they will lead good lives
though and will be a positive contribution to society.

That is why we need to give them our children a good education today.
I’m not talking just about good grades at school so that they can get
good jobs. I’m talking about an overall education, so that they leave
home as better informed individuals, as people who have a better
understanding and awareness. These are children who can make good
choices in life and will make a positive difference.

This brings me to reading. There is no better education outside of
school than reading. It can be of any subject of interest; it maybe in
science, business, design, computers or history. There is a huge world
of books out there, which so much interesting information. It is only
a matter of cultivating the reading habit in children and promoting a
love in books.

What about novels? Well, reading fiction is educational too, for good
readers will become good writers. This because as children become
exposed to writing and how it can be used, they will become more
comfortable using it. After all, you cannot become a good piano player
if you haven’t listened to piano music. Similarly, reading novels will
help children become good communicators. That business report you’re
working on will become much more persuasive if you write well.

So let me come back to that quote: “An author who speaks about his own
books is almost as bad as a mother who talks about her own children”.
I first used it back in 1997 at my first book launch. Little did I
know then, that I would be using it again 14 books later. But today,
the quote is much more relevant for I’m launching my 2nd children’s
book and my first encyclopedia.

I could spend the rest of the day telling you why it has taken me 5
years to create the book, including doing all the research, most
illustrations, sourcing of historical photos and the overall graphic
design. But that would be too boring. It would be like talking about
my children. Very interesting for me, not so interesting for you.

This now leads me to my 2 mystery “celebrities” who will be launching the book …

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http://tunkuhalim.com

January 21, 2010 · 4 Comments

My website is now finally up and ready. Do have a look and let me know what you think.

It’s quite a simple one … no animation, sound effects or pop up menus.

This one’s to promote my fiction … not an encyclopedia or history book is sight (well, actually hidden somewhere deep inside). The reason is that, hopefully, my next book will be my third novel.

Catch you later

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Hello, Mr Pareto!

January 16, 2010 · 3 Comments

Recently, I was looking through some of my old business cards.

I stumbled across one from Time/System Planner and I immediately recalled some of their seminars I attended as a bright-eyed young man in my early twenties. The owner of the business was a man named Venga and he was a good and persuasive speaker who truly believed in what he was teaching.

One of the most useful principles, which I still keep in mind, is Pareto’s Principle or the 80/20 Rule.

It works like this …

You’ll usually find that when you do any task, 20% of your effort will give you 80% of the results. To achieve the remaining 20% of the task, will require another 80% of effort!

It’s supposed to apply to many things. Pareto found that in Italy, 80% of the wealth was owned by 20% of the population.

It’s also a rule of thumb in business:

1) 20% of your clients will give you 80% of your revenue

2) 80% of your warehouse is taken up by 20% of your inventory

3) 20% of your employees are doing 80% of the real work!
(Only trouble is that you don’t know which 20%!)

On the internet, you’ll probably find that 20% of your time on the web will give you 80% of the info you’re looking for, so perhaps you’re wasting your time with the other 80%? After all, who wants to be a perfectionist?

Time to stop writing … I’ve already put in my 20% of effort! :)

—-> I forgot to mention that I will be at MPH Midvalley at 2.30pm and Borders The Curve at 5pm. It’s on TODAY (17 Jan 2010). I’m going to be talking about my encyclopedia and anything else you want me to chat about!

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You Are What You Eat?

January 1, 2010 · 5 Comments

You are what you Eat …

or

You are what you Wear …

or

You are what you Drive …

or

You are what you Do…

or

You are what you Think…

or

You simply ARE?

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3rd Anniversary

December 26, 2009 · 7 Comments

It’s hard to believe that 3 years have passed and it’s the third anniversary of my blog.

You can find my very first post here. It was quite a lazy one as I didn’t know what to say in that post. It felt very alien writing it … and I was even a little intimidated.

I must say that things come naturally now … but I’m not sure if the contents are any better. :)

Today, is Boxing Day.

No, it’s got nothing to do with the barbaric fine sport.

Boxing Day is actually the day when charity boxes, called “box money” or “dole of the Christmas box”, placed in churches are distributed by priests. Not too different from Zakat, I suppose. Charity is good … right?

New Year is upon us, another decade is passing … 1980 -> 1990 -> 2000 -> 2010!

I still recall 1980 turning to 1990. I felt a bit sad as I felt, even back then, that time was passing too quickly.

Alas, it’s marching even more rapidly today.

It’s supposed to accelerate the older we get. So you young ones out there, enjoy your new year, enjoy your youth, for it rapidly fades …

But guess what? You become just a little bit wiser! :)

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Do You Really Want To Be A Writer?

December 18, 2009 · 7 Comments

I know a lot of us do. It is a dream, sometimes unattainable, sometimes just out of reach.

David Armstrong, British author of several crime novels, tells you that you should not!

In How Not To Write A Novel, he says that if you go into any bookstore you’ll be:

“… mightily depressed at the books piled and stacked and ranged before you there. Be mortified by all those titles. Be horrified at the prospect of having to read even the tiniest fraction of them, and be truly suicidal (and probably certifiably insane) if you think you want to join them.”

His advise is that you’ll be better off playing golf or improving your tennis.

He quotes Joseph Epstein, writing in the New York Times, who said:

“According to a recent survey, 81% of Americans feel they have a book in them – and that they should write it. As the author of fourteen books, I’d like to do what I can do to discourage them. Something of the order of 80,000 new books are published in America every year, most of them not needed, not wanted, not in any way remotely necessary … so why add to the schlock pile?”

So, do you still want to be a writer?

Why not!

Writing can be just a hobby. I know most will want their work published. But I reckon start it off as a hobby, something that will give you a lot of satisfaction. It is a wonderful pasttime. Perhaps then later we can dream.

But always recalling the warning: Do you really want to be a PUBLISHED WRITER?

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Oyster Ballshead is delicious!

December 10, 2009 · 3 Comments

“I’d love to see An Early Winter Morning’s Nightmare,” I said.
“That’s not funny,” said my thirteen-year-old daughter. “Not funny at all!”
She’d just told me that she’d like to watch A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

If my wife wants to order Fish Ball Soup, I’ll say I prefer Octopus Brain Broth. If my son wants to watch Iron Man, I’ll suggest Plastic Boy.

Yes, I can really be quite silly sometimes, much to the irritation of my poor family. My brand is humour is not particularly amusing, but it does stimulate this aging mind. I sometimes like to change words to the opposite, a synonym or something approximating it anyway.

The more challenging the better!

Here are some examples:

New Straits Times => Old Gulf Divide

Global Financial Crises => Local Sociological Euphoria

Prawn Cocktail => Oyster Ballshead

Tiger Woods => Antelope Jungle

Children’s Encyclopedia => Adult’s Dictionary

Fish Head Curry => Dog Tail Stew

Microsoft => Macrohard

You get the picture. It’s quite easy really.

Try doing these ones:

South East Asia =>

Wall Street Journal =>

Roast Chicken Wings =>

Second Hand Books =>

Federal Highway =>

… it really is fun! :)

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Late for Books …

December 4, 2009 · 2 Comments

I will confess to always being late. No, not late for appointments, but reading the latest books …

With appointments, I have the awful habit of being early. Even when I try to be late. There’s some internal clock in me that doesn’t allow me to be late. (I know, you’re going to quote me, the next time I’m late for lunch/dinner/whatever … but that wouldn’t be my fault, honest!).

Being habitually early is quite okay in some countries, but in Malaysia, where “Malaysian time” prevails, it can leave you fuming. If dinner is at 8pm, don’t leave the house until 8.30pm or you’ll be the first to be there and waiting for the others.

“Come over to the house at six”.

“Malaysia time” means don’t get there until 7pm. Otherwise you’ll look too keen. It might even be rude. The mistress of the house is still having a shower. The master is still in singlet and shorts, perhaps washing the dog. You’ll have no one to talk to but the cicak on the wall.

Back to being late for books.

I’ll confess that I’m probably the one of the last people to read the 2008 Man Booker Prize Winner The White Tiger by Aravind Adiga.

Another Aravind contacted me several years ago about writing a screenplay to my first novel Dark Demon Rising. Hmmm … I wonder what’s happened to him. Vampires seem to be so “in” these days, especially teenage ones. Bookshop shelves now sprout the label “Paranormal romance”. I ask you, which romance isn’t?

Talking crap again, TH?

Maybe. Anyway, I picked up a real bargain at a secondhand book fair the other day. A Century of Creepy Stories with the previous owner’s inscription inside dated 1934.

Book cover

A Century of Creepy Stories

The hardback cover is torn. But I smell it’s musty history as I flip through its yellowing and stained pages. Here’s something you just can’t pick up in any glaringly bright bookshop filled with glossy book covers, the same volumes you see in shop after shop. Here’s a tome that you can’t tuck under you arm to show the world that you’re reading the latest and greatest. Here’s a non-brand name-book!

Second hand books anyone?

That’s why I love second hand shops. You’ll never know what you might uncover there.

And, it also means, that you’re never late reading them! :)

Now, a word from our sponsor …

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Website: Under Construction Lah!

November 28, 2009 · 3 Comments

I thought that it’s high time that I got my own website going again. I did have one several years back but never got around to renewing the domain name … I know, I’m a real marketing guru!

Anyway, it’s at http://tunkuhalim.com and is still under construction so don’t bother clicking on anything. But I do like that quite “scary” photo of me. This site is primarily to publicize my dark stories … so no history for children here unfortunately. Suggestions for what you’d like to see on the site are welcome too.

I’m told that it’s quite hard to get 44 Cemetery Road, Gravedigger’s Kiss or Juriah’s Song in the book stores nowadays. So if you can’t wait to get your hands on a copy, do get the shop to order it in or visit MPH online (they’re doing free deliveries until 30 Nov … so hurry!)

I understand from my friend Zewt that Malaysia may soon implement the GST … so better get those books before the price goes up!

See … told you I was a marketing guru.

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